Such a way with words
maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted
- Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
- Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
- Brother: Really?
- Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
- Brother: ???
- Me: ... fine as hell.
- white person: how do you say my name in your language??
when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow